“I am Napoleon!”
Arupa Basu looked up. There was
something about the volume and pitch; a shade of surety she did not associate
with ten year olds. Her eyes locked on him briefly before turning back to the admission
forms on the worn table, faintly irritated at the hot blast from the window.
The Resource Center was on the top floor, a sauna in summers and a cellar in
winters! Lunch was an hour away and she was only half way through the first day.
She furrowed her shapely brows,
“Tell me YOUR name. Your full name!”
“N-a-p-o-l-e-o-n. Just Napoleon,”
the young voice enunciated deliberately. She snapped him off, shaking her head
and muttering darkly, “Parents!”
In her thirty years at this
highly selective school, Arupa had seen the gamut of student body. She did not
expect to be surprised any more. There may have been a time, during her first
few years of teaching, that the uniform subjugation of free wills called education
bothered her but twenty years of having taught the same syllabi, over and over,
had put her in a pleasant stupor, primed for an equally long and predictable cruise
ahead.
“Napoleon!” What kind of a name
was that?! It grated on her ears. She tried curling her lips around the nomen.
“This kid is a loser with that title. What a pretentious moniker! People will
dismiss him at hello,” she told herself, turning the ignition key of her Sunlight
Orange diesel Micra. A mere fifteen minutes later, she was letting herself into
the quiet home, glancing at her husband’s garlanded portrait in the hallway as
she slit open the envelope she had pulled out of the mailbox. It was a fund
request from her son’s Ivy League school. ”Why would they bother sending these
to parents of students on financial aid?” she pondered.
Arupa suffered fatigue nowadays.
The government’s child friendly policies had turned the teachers powerless to
check truancy. In any misjudgement, both the management and the parents stood
firmly by the children. From an authoritative delivery of bookish knowledge,
the school day had become about staying safe. It was important to be popular
with the students. But with Napoleon, no way! What a name! “I must remember to air
it in the staff room,” she turned in, reaching to switch on the air conditioner.
Teachers all over were struggling
with an evolving role. In addition to the challenges posed by technology, the
modern teacher was doing a lot more than teach. The relentless roulette of
correction work, record maintenance, continuous evaluations, secondary duties
and lesson preparation paused only for some moments of dark humour, invariably
at the expense of students or the establishment. And with a name like
Napoleon?!
Her reaction was barely logical,
she knew. But the name put her teeth on edge. She declared to her colleagues in
the corridor at work, “India ought to have baby naming rules just as Denmark so
no name becomes a burden to the bearer.”
Days melded into months and the
year avalanched on; the calendar term chock-a-block. It was during an inter
school event that Napoleon beeped on her radar again. Their school registration
was due that day and with all the noise in the classroom, Arupa was struggling
to be heard at the other end. “Tanmay, Rishi, Priyanshu and Napoleon…yes, yes…it
is Napoleon. N-a-p-o-l-e-o-n….you heard right. Napoleon as in Napoleon
Bonaparte,” she glared at him, standing still by her side. “Why did your father
name you Napoleon?” she demanded in the brusque tone of a veteran teacher,
swiping her phone off. “I will ask him,” the boy stated gravely.
Before long, the march of the
wall calendar swallowed up Napoleon. He moved to the senior wing, dropping entirely
out of sight. Leaves continued to turn relentlessly until the day of Arupa’s
retirement party, a decade and more later. It was attended by an uninvited
guest.
“I am Napoleon’s father,” he was
holding out a book to her. She squinted at the transparent cling wrap
uncertainly.
The jacket read:
The other Napoleon
How my name shaped my destiny
Winner of the Man
Booker Prize
She tried to focus on
the echoing voice; the room felt oxygen-less, “I did not want my kid to fit in.
I wanted him to stand out. It was my idea to give him a unique google legacy.”
Driving off, for the last time, from
the black iron gates, the words rang in Basu’s ears, “Imagination rules the
world,” Napoleon Bonaparte.
Note: Pics by author; art by students of AFBBS Jr. Wing
Note: Pics by author; art by students of AFBBS Jr. Wing
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