The
sight of these sends our beloved NRIs into spasms. Many a brown Californian have I seen,
dragging his engineering fingers through the peppered hair, trying to stave off
an oncoming headache. There is terror in their neat and tidy, organized minds
when faced with these dark tangles.
The
Indian landscape is dotted with them. Across farms, over the village huts, in
the bylanes…they are ominous and omnipresent. A living testament to the Indian
faith in destiny, they co-exist peacefully with the populace, who fearlessly
trip around them.
They
stay that way because there is a deep seated acceptance of the shabby mess. One
would expect some order inside homes. But rarely would you find a domestic
electronic installation without the attendant mat of cables and wires. There
they are, like a “nazar battu” in the otherwise tastefully done interiors, snaking
in and out and around table legs, drooping down lamps, hugging stabilizers and
adorning fancy modems.
A
DJ night, school function or the Prime Minister’s address….the wires do not
discriminate. They go snarling and embroiling as the PA system squeaks, screeches
and hits all kinds of lethal decibel levels. It might kill the NRI but Indian
ears do not seem to mind. What would shock them in fact would be a crystal
clear, hiss free quality relay. That would hurt the ears all right.
It
speaks of the canny, home grown brain that knows which wire to snatch up from
the labyrinth. All the "bhaiyyas" know their connections, be they cable, VSNL or
TV "bhaiyya". Their confidence is awe inspiring, as they nonchalantly whip one
jack out and ram in the other, quickly doing the reverse within the second as
the recipient enters its death throes. Stubborn and smug in their self-belief,
they cut, snip, twist and wind, leaving behind a scarier maze. No amount of
rubber bands, clips, beading, tacking, camouflaging thereafter seems to help.
An
enterprising entrepreneur needs to enter the business of cleaning up all this electronic
clutter.
I
would probably pay.
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